Where did the Egyptian Mummy ...

Q. Where did the Egyptian Mummy go to get her back fixed?
A. The Cairo..practor!

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/body-parts-jokes

A man had a nose ring ...

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the nose! he replied

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/body-parts-jokes

The most athletic skeleton around...

I am the most athletic skeleton around, no bones about it!

Quasimodo is sitting ...

Quasimodo is sitting in the kitchen when his mother comes in, carrying a wok. He says, "I love Chinese food!". Quasimodo's mother says, "No, I'm going to use this to iron your shirts!"
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Did you hear about...

Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop?

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What do you say...

What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in

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What do you call ...

Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??

A. "I - lean"

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