Where did the Egyptian Mummy ...

Q. Where did the Egyptian Mummy go to get her back fixed?
A. The Cairo..practor!

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/body-parts-jokes

A man had a nose ring ...

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the nose! he replied

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/body-parts-jokes

The most athletic skeleton around...

I am the most athletic skeleton around, no bones about it!

Quasimodo is sitting ...

Quasimodo is sitting in the kitchen when his mother comes in, carrying a wok. He says, "I love Chinese food!". Quasimodo's mother says, "No, I'm going to use this to iron your shirts!"
http://www.jokesgalore.com/Quasimodo.html

Did you hear about...

Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop?

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/body-parts-jokes

What do you say...

What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in

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What do you call ...

Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??

A. "I - lean"

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/body-parts-jokes

A guy walks in to ...

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that."

Guy says, "That`s how you cut it last time"